I was very ashamed of myself.

Bad news: The balsamic vinegar spilled into my lunch bag a bit, so now it's stained. Good news: The salad was delicious!

I met lots of people yesterday (I went to a party at a bar)!

"He never stopped retroactively realizing the signs he had missed in his past."

I'm gonna be in the SF Bay Area this weekend to be a hooligan and be up to no good!